Sunday, April 25, 2010

Done, done, and we're on to the next one

Sweeeeeeeeeeet irony, eh Sens?

The Pens blew up the Ottawa Senators last night in a 4-3 overtime victory, with the GWG coming from Super Duper himself, Pascal Dupuis. Matt Cooke had 2 goals, and the badass Billy Guerin had one.

But we all know that.

I can't remember for the life of me a postseason series where there have been so many goals reviewed, overturned, or disallowed, not to mention the too many men penalties that are EVERYWHERE these days. I'm not sure what it is, but as long as those penalties aren't ours, I don't give a rat's ass. As for the disallowed/overturned goals, I'm pretty sure all the Sens fans need to STFU. Whining and crying about goals that were kicked in? Srsly? Is this the first time you guys have watched hockey? It ain't soccer. You ain't Pele. So sit your ass down.

Conversely, the refs made an absolutely horrible call last night, disallowing a goal that OBVIOUSLY went over the line. What were those guys in the situation room in Toronto watching, anyway? We all saw white behind the puck, so, erm...I'm pretty sure in Hockeyland, that = goal. But hey, it's a conspiracy, right? Looks like our check to Bettman cleared, if not a little late. Burn the secret papers and eat the radio, kids. They're coming for the plans.

Now, it's a waiting game for we of the Black and Gold persuasion as to who we'll be facing in round 2. The Bruins lead the series 3-2, and it is the opinion of this Pens Broad that the Bruins are who we will be facing.

Pfft. Kick that dirt off ya shouldaz.

Long story short, kids, Penguins hockey is do or die and I have the distinct feeling that once again, we're gonna take it to the river and party all summer.

Go Pens.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

My head asplode.

I am so. So. SO TIRED. So VERY TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT BEN FUCKING ROETHLISBERGER. It's old news at this point, so for the love of the Baby Jesus himself, STFU. This is how bad it's gotten: on Tuesday night, I went down to the holy hockey shrine that is the Igloo to watch the Pens game. After we made the Sens butthurt, I found myself in a small crowd getting interviewed by one of the local news stations. The talking head, instead of asking us ANYTHING about the giant-ass win instead sticks her microphone in some dude's face and asks, "What do you think about the Ben Roethlisberger situation?" Some Dude just looked that bimbo dead in the eye and said "Really, lady?" At that point, I felt it would be a good idea to start yelling "Ottawa Sucks."

Because, you know, it does.

But seriously...is this all that the Pittsburgh media cares about? Our deviant quarterback? I don't even give a fuck anymore. I honestly never even really did. Hockey is where it's at, and hey, big shocker to the Pittsburgh media: THE PENGUINS ARE IN THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS. A little coverage to the aforementioned badass hockey team would be greatly appreciated.

Peace out, kids. Game 5 tonight. DO IT.