I am so. So. SO TIRED. So VERY TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT BEN FUCKING ROETHLISBERGER. It's old news at this point, so for the love of the Baby Jesus himself, STFU. This is how bad it's gotten: on Tuesday night, I went down to the holy hockey shrine that is the Igloo to watch the Pens game. After we made the Sens butthurt, I found myself in a small crowd getting interviewed by one of the local news stations. The talking head, instead of asking us ANYTHING about the giant-ass win instead sticks her microphone in some dude's face and asks, "What do you think about the Ben Roethlisberger situation?" Some Dude just looked that bimbo dead in the eye and said "Really, lady?" At that point, I felt it would be a good idea to start yelling "Ottawa Sucks."
Because, you know, it does.
But seriously...is this all that the Pittsburgh media cares about? Our deviant quarterback? I don't even give a fuck anymore. I honestly never even really did. Hockey is where it's at, and hey, big shocker to the Pittsburgh media: THE PENGUINS ARE IN THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS. A little coverage to the aforementioned badass hockey team would be greatly appreciated.
Peace out, kids. Game 5 tonight. DO IT.
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